Here’s to you Mr. Carry on 4 bags to the plane.  A suitcase and a laptop aren’t enough to hold all your stuff.  No, you need a backpack and Man purse too. 

If you had room you would have packed a Pic A Nic basket, Hey Boo Boo

You look like you are going on a Mt Everest expedition

Here’s to you Mr Drunk Singing  the National Anthem too loud at a local sporting event.  You can’t be bothered by things like getting the words right.  You need to let Freedom rain

Or the band of the free and the house of the (insert local mascot here)

Not content to just scream the song, you also take on the role of choir leader and wave your arms wildly in an attempt to get everyone into the song.

Here’s to you Mr Facebook quiz guy.  We all wanted to know what Star Wars character you would be and were surprised to find out it was Boba Fett

At least you didn’t get Jar Jar Binks

Thanks to your tireless efforts filling out quizzes, we now know what breakfast item you are, who would play you in a movie and what your Smurf name would be

Too much time on his hands Smurfy

Here’s to you Mr. Horrible at describing what he saw on SNL.  You who called in dink in a Christmas present or the hilarious recount of the that Bee Gees Guy talk show.

My cowbell has a fever of 100 and two

The rest of us can do something else on Saturday night knowing we will get a rough patched together re-telling of the episode complete with bad impressions

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