“I’m your Huckleberry”

“Your no daisy”

“You called down the Thunder, well now you’ve got it!  The law is coming! You tell them I’m coming….and Hell’s coming with me!  ( I had to stop typing after this one and take a few breaths, over dose of coolness)

Outlaw Josey Wales

Dyin’ ain’t much of a livin’, boy.

Josey Wales: When I get to likin’ someone, they ain’t around long.
Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin’ someone they ain’t around for long neither.

Don’t piss down my back and tell me its raining

Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

Jamie: I wish we had time to bury them fellas.
Josey Wales: To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.

Old School

You’re my boy Blue!!

Escape from New York

“Call me Snake”

Blues Brothers

Elwood: : It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tanks of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it.

Smokey and the Bandit

Im gonna barbeque yo ass in molasses

Saturday Night Fever

Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I work on my hair a long time and you hit it. He hits my hair.

Back to the Future

Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn’t take Lorraine out that he’d melt my brain.

Animal House

 D-Day: War’s over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
 Bluto: Over? Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
 Otter: Germans?
 Boon: Forget it, he’s rolling.

Zero point two… Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

 Life of Brian

Excuse me. Are you the Judean People’s Front?
F*ck off! We’re the People’s Front of Judea

First Blood

Vagrancy wasn’t it? That’s gonna look real good on his grave stone in Arlington: Here lies John Rambo, winner of the Congressional Medal of Honor, survivor of countless incursions behind enemy lines. Killed for vagrancy in Jerkwater, USA.